Then things got weird, all right?

So we broke up because that really, that just set me over the edge.

I'm like, it's like someone hitting your kid. Yeah. What is your kid? You know, so it's just like, dude, you out of my mind. So we break up. And I'm, there was a lot of relief, you know, it was an ugly situation, but so much relief. Like, thank God. And that's when the crazy started. So now she starts stalking me.

She would start stalking my friends.

I would get calls for my friends when I'm, And that's when the crazy started. So now she starts stalking me.

She would start stalking my friends.

I would get calls for my friends when I'm at work. And I always have to like, don't call me at work. Listen, it's an emergency kind of thing. And they're like, hey, man, your buddy, Paul's on the phone. So I assume it's an emergency because Paul's smart enough not to call me at work, right? and he's like yeah and I'm not going to say her name but like she was outside of my house

I'm like why he's like, yeah, and I'm not going to say her name, but like, she was outside of my house. I'm like, why? He's like, I don't know, but she was across the street. And there were four other people, including a girl, I started dating months later, will call me to say that this ex is standing outside of my home across the street, basically just freaking me out. Like, is she doing anything? Like, no, but she's there, man. So I had a conversation with her about that. It didn't matter. She started stalking me. Long story short, that's part of the reason I moved to New Orleans. Like, she was like the Terminator weird, man. You could not make it stop. But it's antagonizing my friends. It got to my parents once.

She's antagonizing me. And I'm like, this is insane. Like, this bitch is absolutely great.

So I moved to New Orleans for here. I get back to Baltimore. Like, she's still, it eventually

kind of faded, but she kind of showed up. And I want to point out, I was homeless. And she found me on the street. And I'm like, you have got to be kidding me. You know, like, this is too much. Like, that's why I moved, man. Like, you have got to get it together. Stayed in contact with her in a way for probably like two more years. And then finally, it just got a weird phone call. I'm like, oh, my God.

So now I honestly thought she was trying to kill herself at her place. I go over to her place. I'm like, anyway, I get there. She's not answering the door. Her neighbor comes out. I'm like, have you seen her? She's like, not lately. And I'm just like, Jesus Christ, man. And so I don't want to kick open the door because it's an apartment.

I don't feel like dealing with the landlord.

It's called the cops. not lately and I'm just like Jesus Christ man so I don't want to kick open her door because

it's an apartment and I don't feel like dealing with the landlord so call the cops when the cops

are on the way now crazy opens her door but it's before the cops got there she had just

gotten hammered and passed out and I'm like hey look man I came by just like for a wellness check

but you got to get it together. I've called the cops.

Well, apparently that was the wrong thing to do.

You know, so not to arrest you. I did not know if you were dead. That's why I'm here. So now she freaks out about that. You hear the cops coming through the front door downstairs. Now she hides in her bedroom. I'm like, what do you know it? They just want to make sure you're okay.

Then I have to stand there and explain it.

There's two cops, and I'm trying to what do you know it? They just want to make sure you're okay. Then I have to

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