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Hello my dear sweet darlings come on into the cave sit down on that rock over there and let's

Suck on each other's feet for a while and talk about the universe

You're listening to the Dunkin' Trussle family hour podcast and if this is the first time you've tuned in

Then you should know that this particular episode is being recorded in a hotel room in Vancouver at the very end of the longest

Comedy tour that I've ever been on in my life and you know first time listener are probably not aware of the fact that I have some

High-level connections over at Monsanto and DARPA and my sweet

Friends over there have actually sent me what's known as an ectoplasmic relaxation

Coffin it's not a flotation tank. It's an actual sarcophagus made of a kind of

Tight-night gold that you lay inside of in between shows and inside the coffin is a kind of seminal ooze

Not quite white a little rosy pink perhaps like I don't want to say it's like bloody semen because that brings to mind so many

horrible

industrial accidents and various disasters that would have had to happen for the coffin to be filled with that much

Bloody semen and besides it's a vulgar thing to say

I shouldn't say it and I certainly shouldn't upload it

But I don't have time to edit this thing the point is I'm laying in a

vibratory warm bath of

Ectoplasm is what the folks over at Monsanto called it it does smell a lot like what

My experience with smelling

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