So I get the call from Susan Boil.

She says, I'm expecting this call.

She came to my house to dog sit.

I figured she's just like updating me.

She says, okay, I try to go into the house.

I don't want to scare the dog.

So I try to go and like a dog through the dog door.

We don't have a dog door.

I think she just like burrowed through the screen.

Okay.

She said it's created a sort of Chinese finger trap effect.

I'm picturing it where she's now stuck.

Right.

She's managing to call me.

It's hard.

I'm really good at Chinese finger traps.

So you may have to use different analogy because I know the trick.

That's interesting that you would say that you specifically are good at them because

you go around saying with your fingers in them saying, I know how to get this off.

Yes.

But then why don't you just not have it on?

Because then I guess people wouldn't know.

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