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🗓️ 28 August 2013
⏱️ 130 minutes
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0:00.0 | Sometimes when I'm driving, on the road at night, I see two headlights coming toward me. |
0:08.0 | Fast, I have the sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head on into the oncoming car. |
0:14.0 | I can anticipate the explosion, the sound of sharing glass, |
0:21.0 | flames rising out of the flowing gasoline. |
0:27.0 | You're right. |
0:29.0 | Well, I have to go now to end because I'm due back on the planet Earth. |
0:37.0 | Wow, that was fucking dark. |
0:41.0 | Yeah. |
0:42.0 | Fucking healthy, no? |
0:43.0 | Later, get us off on a depressing ass note. |
0:45.0 | Smoking tire podcasts. |
0:46.0 | Let's get the energy up in this bitch. |
0:49.0 | Drinks in vodka. |
0:51.0 | Oh! |
0:52.0 | Silence! |
0:54.0 | Well, you know what that silence means? |
0:56.0 | It means autojournalists were here and we fed them shrimp. |
0:59.0 | You're all fucking asleep. |
1:01.0 | If you want to call stars, that's all right. |
1:05.0 | Pizza Dave! |
1:08.0 | Hi, Matt. |
1:09.0 | Mike Spanelli in the house. |
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