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Okay, we've made an executive decision, and I always feel like I have to do this,

especially in this digital age of like, oh my God, do you see what Mike said?

I don't make the videos.

So here I'm going to say this as a disclaimer.

John, if you're going to edit this video out in L.A., hear me.

I am not reporting this.

I don't even know if I believe this.

But I want to offer something.

I have no explanation for how Michigan State Athletic Director,

J. Bat, is Charlie Chaplin on a multitude of things.

A, this private equity grift,

B, how the NCAA put him over a chair and he had to have Minnesota's

AD defend him versus that mealy-mouthed statement. Golly gee, I'm really disappointed. And then

the main stage, the football program. He has not given a Wisconsin-esque vote of confidence. He's coming back. And Lord knows,

he hasn't put a bullet in team mayonnaise. We're just sitting here.

So, hold on.

I want to say, I just want to offer, in the spirit of Rico beer and tinfoil.

Okay.

Can I offer a tinfoil conspiracy that would explain why Jay Bat has said nothing about Michigan State football.

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