The Home of Common Sense. This is Talk.

Tim Montgomery is here. Of course, the former number 10 advisor,

Founder Conservative Home. Very nice to see Tim.

Good morning. Can I just make a confession to say,

I know absolutely nothing about coffee.

Okay. I'm a complete tea drinker.

Well, you're not a millennial, obviously.

I'm not a millennial, no.

They spend, believe it or not, something like £728 a year on takeaway coffee,

which is how we ended up having this conversation.

And I went down the list of what they were describing and thought, well, why have they

got an American, Americano white?

It's an Americano black.

It's an American-I-Black. It's always black. But, you know, anyway, there's a big row now raging, as there always is.

You're causing division, Mike.

I'm causing division.

Well, I mean, the police will probably be a long short way.

They will be, yeah, you'll be offending coffee.

I mean, I just told Dal Babu, a former Meso on Police Chief, that, you know, you shouldn't be arrested for having an opinion. He seemed to think that you should be because we've got this big problem coming at the weekend. I don't know whether you know. There's a big

pro-Palestinian march which is going to end. Isn't there a big pro-Palestinian march in

London? Well there is. This is the 18th one right and it hasn't been so big for a while

but I think because of what David Lamy just did, they've obviously been spurred on by this, right? And they're

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