Because there's a lot of criticism of the SEC and now they're brethren, the Big Ten.

Who better to talk to than that man, the voice of the SEC?

Yes, he is. I'm no longer the voice.

The face of the SEC, that's right. I'm no longer the face.

Cousin, oh, where's Cousin Shane? I thought he was going to be our our three or call i guess

cousin Shane is uh he's stuck at the cracker barrel he couldn't get off his uh real shift unfortunately

what's up michael how are you hey it's always a pleasure paul especially since you are the

the so-called biggest threat to college football imaginable.

Yeah, it's an honor.

Ari Wasserman called me an existential threat.

And you know what?

If I'm an existential threat, you are even worse.

So let's get your reaction just overall to what has been going on recently in New Orleans

and elsewhere. Yeah, I am certainly enjoying all the whining and crying from all across the college

landscape, Paul. I mean, we got to be fair, right? It's got to be equitable. We got to let everybody

have a seat at the table.

And you know what I did today, Paul?

I looked up because last time I checked, every time it's a national champion, it's, well, it's usually the SEC, the Big Ten has found a way to cheat their way to a couple national championships.

But if it's not the Big Ten, it's the SEC and occasionally an ACC, like,

what are we holding out for here? BYU won the national championship, 1984. That was before I was

even born. And I'm old. So is that what we're holding out for? Is the what off? I think it could be

2084 before BYU wins another national championship.

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