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🗓️ 17 November 2025
⏱️ 82 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, welcome to the show, Dana, and I want to tell you. |
| 0:03.6 | Pleasure to be on the David Spade show once again. |
| 0:05.8 | I would not change channels. |
| 0:08.5 | Okay, what's your... |
| 0:10.1 | My first big question is, and this is what a lot of people are talking about this week, |
| 0:14.4 | is this sweatshirt purple? |
| 0:18.4 | I say yes. |
| 0:20.4 | Well, it depends on your monitor. |
| 0:22.8 | If it is purple, it's an extremely dark navy blue purple. |
| 0:29.0 | Oh, my God, it might be navy blue. |
| 0:31.0 | It is navy blue. |
| 0:32.4 | Is it? |
| 0:33.7 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:34.8 | It's navy, you dunce. |
| 0:36.3 | It's a purpley navy. Oh, Heather's trying to help me. A purple. It's a navy blue. I mean, obviously, I have a green jacket on, right? Colorblind? I think I'm colorblind because this has happened twice. Mm-hmm. I'm not really colorblind, but I can't see colors. |
| 0:56.0 | Right. So it doesn't mean you're blind. You see weird colors. |
| 1:01.0 | I think this is what people do. They go, I think they say super smart people are colorblind. |
| 1:07.0 | I love when they put that connection. Yeah, they do. |
| 1:10.0 | People with itchy feet have a photographic memory. |
| 1:13.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:14.3 | Really? |
| 1:15.0 | People with itchy skin are like geniuses. |
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