From NPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Weight Weight.

Don't tell me the NPR news quiz.

Don't worry about your mail-in ballot.

You've got me.

Your mail-in billet.

Bill Curtis.

And here's your host, a man who this Halloween will have to toilet paper his own house.

Peter Segal.

Thank you, Bill, and thanks once again to our fake audience, which this week is all the

people Kim Kardashian paid to welcome her on that private island for her birthday party.

Our guest this week, political strategist Mike Murphy has spent his life helping Republican

candidates from John McCain to Mitt Romney to Jeb Bush run for president, so he's the

perfect person to convince your opponent to hire.

We'll ask him what we can expect next week other than the possible end of the world,

but you can make your voice heard by calling us up, winning our games, and then electing

any of our voices you like as your prize.

The number to call was one triple eight, wait, wait.

It's time to welcome our first listener contestant.

Hi, you're on Weight Weight, don't tell me.

Hi, Leslie Shelton here from Lubbock, Texas.

Hey, how are things in Lubbock?

Well, things are kind of sketchy right now with the whole COVID thing.

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