Starbeams!

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

this is Never Seen it.

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

Hey everybody, this has Never Seen It.

I'm your host Kyle Ayers.

This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before.

Today, we are joined by Mike Malloy.

He is hilarious stand-up comedian.

Mike has never seen Animal Kingdom a show. I'm pretty sure. I don't know any of us have seen it. Mike has never seen Animal Kingdom, but he rewrote it. And we read his script, joined once again by Adam Newman as well. Mike's script is incredible. It's so much fun. We also play a game called How Boston is this Boston movie. That's very fun. Adam is from New England. Mike is from Boston, so we have fun with that. It's just a wonderful time. Thank you so much for listening. Find Mike Malloy. He's at Handsome Adult on Twitter. You can find him on Instagram as well. At Fake Mike Malloy. And thank you so much for listening. Like I said, Mike has never seen Animal Kingdom. I don't even remember if that's actually the name of it.

I don't know. It was just so much fun. Great time. You're going to love it. Find us on Discord at fart.cahylairs.com. If you want to hang out with some more podcast fans, you can find us on patreon.com slash never seen it. We got cool stuff up there, including episodes of my new show Character Study, where we break down TV show characters' favorite

movies probably. So what is, you know, Liz Lemon's favorite movie? We got an episode with

Shane Torres, John Gabris, we got an episode with Bailey Norton and Mike Carosa. It's a lot of fun. We break down 30 Rock. We break down succession. It's a good time. Patreon.com slash never seen it. That's up there. Thank you guys so much. Enjoy. Mike Malloy has never seen Animal Kingdom. Bill Cart, right? Sorry. The Bulls Center? Yeah. He wasn't matched out with Phil Jackson You know Who knows what happens Bill Cartwright I really know Because you would have to play with him Because Jordan didn't allow himself To be in video games I know Which is such a move I wish I can remember the old game I have But there's a I have a game where it's like It's I want to say whatever I can't, fuck, I can't remember what this is., it's, it's, I want to say, whatever.

I can't, fuck, I can't remember what this is. It's not, yeah, but Jordan, there's like a number 23 and a number 33 on the Bulls, and I don't remember what they called Michael Jordan, but it's just like Steve Scott for, like, Scottie Pippen or something like that. It's not jam. It's older. It's regular Nintendo.

NBA lives.

Oh, was it Magic versus Bird?

I just. or something like that. It's not jam. It's older. It's regular Nintendo. NBA lives. Oh, was it Magic versus Bird? Magic versus Bird was a game. I do remember that game. Oh, it's Tecmo basketball. Bulls versus Blazers? It was like back in the time where they like would name the game after whoever was in the finals. Oh, that's funny.

I do remember, I do remember that. They might have done, it's funny because I bet a lot of those games they did the exact, they did the same little work around. But I remember this was Tecmo basketball, because I was such a fan of Tecmo football. And Tecmo basketball was okay. Double dribble was the first one. The Bird, Magic versus Bird was funny because Larry Bird didn't miss.

Like it was just part of his thing. Okay. Double dribble was the first one. Double dribbles. Oh, yeah. Magic versus Bird was funny because Larry Bird didn't miss.

Like, it was just part of his thing.

And you're like, well, I can pick him?

Yeah.

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