Mike Mitchell, Our Close Friend

Hollywood Handbook

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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2017

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Sean and Hayes provide a tutorial on a difficult subject they've studied. Then MIKE MITCHELL of the famous Doughboys joins the discussion to reveal whether he eats the food.
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0:00.0	So I am getting ready for Connie Chung to jaust her.
0:13.2	I am getting into the elevator with all my stuff and the jaustor is too long.
0:21.6	The lance is too long for the elevator.
0:26.3	It's not collapsible.
0:27.9	No, not a telescoping jaustor.
0:29.9	Because then it would not collapse when you hit them in the chest.
0:33.3	Believe me, I have had those collapsible jausters and when you successfully
0:38.4	lance them, it collapses and you are suddenly you're just like going really fast
0:46.0	towards them still.
0:47.2	Yeah.
0:47.7	With your lance or getting lanced.
0:50.4	Yes.
0:50.8	But the elevator is closing because my lance is so thin.
1:00.0	It's really a big knife.
1:01.4	Really a long thin lance.
1:03.7	And so the door is successfully closed.
1:08.2	And so the elevator thinks that it is closed except my whole lance is sticking out.
1:13.1	And so the elevator descends crushing my lance between the lance and bending it and
1:21.2	yes, between the floors crushing it.
1:23.6	And I show up to jaust Connie Chung and she's saying like, oh, I did that.
1:31.1	Oh no, she pretended that we had already jausted.
1:34.9	Mashed the lance.
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