Mike Meets The Baracuda

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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Society & Culture

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🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Mens Room Question: What do you wish you'd never come in physical contact with?

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0:00.0	Hello, Mark. Welcome to the men's room.
0:04.3	Hi.
0:04.9	Ola!
0:06.4	Ola!
0:09.2	So, I came in contact with a snowplow blade.
0:16.4	Ooh.
0:17.4	How did that happen?
0:19.9	Well, I was visiting my girlfriend, and I went down to tell her to come on up from the car,
0:30.5	and I was running in the parking lot in Massachusetts,
0:36.2	and there was, uh,
0:40.3	I, I thought it was, uh,
0:42.0	I thought it was an open parking space.
0:47.2	It was dark.
0:47.9	It was raining.
0:49.1	And the light in that area was burnt out.
0:53.3	And,
0:53.9	uh, uh, in that area was burnt out. And I went to cut through the parking space.
1:00.4	There was a snowplow blade and a grass cutter attachment.
1:06.5	And I tripped on the grass cutter attachment and went mouth first into the snow top of the snowplow blade.
1:14.6	Oh, my mouth first.
1:17.5	I took out six teeth and tore both sides of my mouth and my chin had a cut that went right through.
1:32.5	Jesus.
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