All right, before we get into Eby's Entertainment page, we have to break down this Mike

Marr bar bill that he showed us from a couple years ago, blew our mind.

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concert. Yes, correct. All right. So Mike Marsh, he he hipped us to a bar bill that he had with,

that he racked up with two of his buddies when he was out in Chicago like three years ago. So this

didn't happen just last week. Why did you stumble onto this bar bill recently, Mike Marr? So I came into your guys' studio like an hour ago and I was asking E.B. about his trip. And then I was saying, did you stay downtown? Did you go downtown? It was not a golf trip. We went to a steakhouse and we were hanging out at the clubhouse. Yeah. So then I started bringing up when I went to Chicago and I was telling some stories and stuff. So it was right after- Radically different trips. Totally different. Yeah. Yeah, and normally, you know what they say? What happens to Chicago stays in Chicago? I guess what they say? Spill the tea here. So it was right after I graduated college, it was my graduation gift for my brother-in-law and his best friend.

We went to the Bears against Commander's game on Thursday night football.

And then on that Friday night, October 14th, we went to the Barstool Bar in River North.

I think it had just opened.

I mean, they're price gouging there.

That's the first thing.

But we ran up a $703 tab amongst three people.

Oh, my Lord.

Can you include any food? Go through the itemized.

Zero food.

Zero food. Not one appetize.

Did you listen to the items on this?

Not one way or the items on this.

Potato skin. Yeah, so two Tito's and Red Bull at $17 a pop. 31 green tea shots. Think about that. 31 green tea shots. It's divided by three. So each of you guys are basically doing 10 shots. And I will say our waitress, she would have been the queen of horror bore. She would have been the biggest horror out there. So she was a big flirty personality.

So she was bubbly. So we were taking shots with her. She was doing. Yeah, it's her fault. She's like, 31 shots. Oh, so you guys bought her shots. So maybe you guys did a couple. Nine shots each. No, yeah. Not a lot. But she was, you know, dabbling with us. Two twisted

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