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Hollywood Handbook

Mike Lawrence, Our Close Friend

Hollywood Handbook

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.83.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2016

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Sean and Hayes reveal themselves to be sneakerheads and discuss the newest sneakers they've bought. Then MIKE LAWRENCE joins in for a quick trip to the Popcorn Gallery.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

So it's a boy's night. It's me, it's Balmer, it's Paul and we're blitzed and just hacking

0:13.7

celebs iPhone cameras. You know, cameras. The fapening style. And Balmer, you know, gets

0:23.6

into clonies. Okay. And, and he goes, damn Rosemary. So he, because a lot of people don't know

0:37.6

that you guys could do this. You actually get into the camera itself and then we make it take pictures.

0:42.9

And you can kind of move it around. So it's like, you know, it's like scanning around. Oh, yeah,

0:48.5

we zoom it all over for something hot to take a pick of you ever go. You ever, you know, open up

0:55.4

your camera listeners at home like you go open up your phone, look at photos, you go, I don't

0:59.4

remember taking this photo. And it's of your, you know, a memory of your family. Yeah. Oh,

1:06.0

your muff. Yes. It's a yeah, your somebody else's muff. A lot of times that's Paul did that.

1:12.7

Or it's Balmer or it's me or one of the boys. So it's just we got blitz and just that's what's funny

1:18.8

to us. Hey, welcome to Hollywood. Hamlet. I just got to kick you.

1:23.1

Yeah. I was trying to her Ryan's ears. Yeah. And my fucking headphones. And my fucking headphones,

1:33.4

by the way, Ryan, one ear keeps going out and staticing out. And it's so distracting. It's like,

1:40.4

it's as if I didn't have a hard enough time during the segment we just recorded fucking half my

1:45.2

shit. Did it work? It's not going to get it out like midnight special. It feels like midnight

1:50.8

special. Oh god. I love those magic effects. Oh, so amazing. What did you love about it? I loved

1:56.8

not wondering what was going to happen from like 40 minutes in just they said, it's probably this

2:02.3

is what going to be the ending. And then you just watch and then that is the ending. How thrilling.

2:08.0

What a fucking great story. I think that this is what's going on. All right, that is what's going on.

2:13.6

Let's just watch it play out. Zero tension. Zero anything. No surprise. The way they do it.

2:20.0

That's surprising. I hate surprises in film. We want to talk about. Oh, no.

2:28.6

I had fun. It's had to come all the way off. Is that bad? Oh, sorry. It must have gotten really bad.

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