All right. Here we go. Ready? Is everybody ready? Mike Johnson says he's Moses. I'm not making this up.

Last night, our speaker, Mike Johnson, spoke at the Bible Museum in Washington, D.C. before the National Association of Christian Lawmakers, he told the audience

that right before becoming Speaker of the House, Jesus came to him and said, you are Moses.

Now, making this up, the man second in line to the president of the united states is now hearing

voices in his head telling him he's a jew mike you voted for donald trump you're not a jew if you

voted for trump you can't be a jew you're not a Jew. If you voted for Trump, you can't be a Jew. You're not Moses.

More on this later on. But first, this is the mop-up for December 7, 2023, a day that will not live in infamy. Thank you for finding me. I'm David Feldman. Please like this

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The question is, Mike Johnson is, A, Moses, B, Satan, C, Paul Lynn's idiot grandson. We have a live studio audience in our chat room watching us on

YouTube right now. Thank you for showing up. And that's the live poll. I'll have the results at the end

of today's episode. The question is Mike Johnson is A, Moses, B, Satan, C. Paul Lynn's idiot grandson.

About the times when I do this show. I've been keeping an irregular schedule. I have an older friend, a neighbor who hasn't been feeling well, and I've been running errands for him.

I've been doing this for a couple of years.

And now it's getting to be a pain in the ass.

He, like I said to my, I've proven to myself and to you that I'm a nice guy.

Now you're just being sick.

And it's an inconvenience.

Let me give you some advice, young people.

Don't get involved with anybody because it's a pain in the ass.

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