Mike Johnson Elected House Speaker | Sydney Colson

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2023

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Desus Nice takes on the day’s biggest stories, including new House Speaker Mike Johnson, a Georgia restaurant’s “Bad Parenting Fee,” and Michael Kosta and Grace Kuhlenschmidt weigh in on Jay-Z’s response to the “Lunch with Jay-Z or $500,000" question. Also, you might think you’re killing every spotted lanternfly in sight because they’re an invasive species, but that’s just what THEY want you to believe. Truth-seeker Kevin Matthew Kelp (A.K.A. Michael Kosta) is on a mission to find out the real puppet master behind the spotted lanternfly bugspiracy. And two-time WNBA champion for the Las Vegas Aces, Sydney Colson, discusses the playful sibling-like rivalry between her and her teammates, the increasing visibility of the WNBA, and her unscripted comedy series, “The Syd + TP Show.” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you ever covered a carpet stain with a rug, ignore the leaky faucet.
0:07.3	Pretended your half-painted living room is supposed to look like that?
0:11.3	Well, you're not alone.
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0:30.3	do, who to hire, and when.
0:32.6	So say goodbye to all those unfinished home projects and say hello to caring for your
0:37.6	home the easier way.
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0:43.3	For two decades, FBI agent Robert Hansen sold secrets to the Kremlin.
0:47.5	He violated everything that my FBI stood for.
0:51.0	People died because of him.
0:52.2	Hansen was the most damaging spy in FBI history, and his betrayals didn't end there.
0:57.0	Do I hate him?
0:58.0	No, I don't hate anyone.
0:59.5	But his motive.
1:00.8	I would love to know what his true motive so I can get that out of me.
1:04.8	How did he do it?
1:06.2	Why?
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