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And there's just a subject that I shouldn't enjoy talking about, but I rather do.

And it is, of course, the subject of Speaker of the House, Moses Mike Johnson, who gave his daughter a purity ring,

which is creepy and weird, monitors his son's porn, and his son monitors his porn, which is

even creepyer and weirder.

And he is BFFs, this big, big, big Christian guy.

Moses.

Moses, Mike Johnson.

He is BFFs with Donald John Trump, who we call here at IHIP News.

Donable Lecter, Kylie, play the clip.

And I think with our little secret, we're going to do really well with the house, right?

Our little secret is having a big impact.

He and I have a secret. We'll tell you what it is when the race is over. Oh, you've got a little secret with Moses Mike Johnson. I wonder what

that is. It sounds like some fuckery to me. Yeah, I'm kind of scared about what this secret is.

I mean, I don't know if that's just for, you know, enthralling people wondering what the

secret is. Oh, no. No. I think they've got some fuckery with the electoral college coming.

They've got, that's what I was afraid of. Yeah. I mean, there's just no question. Look at all of

the machinating they did in 2020. They've started all of that in earnest. Yes. And Moses Mike Johnson,

who said on camera that he talks to God every day. God told him, hey, buddy, you're Moses. And he said

that on camera. And it lives on the the internet like he's not a crazy person.

Well, it's no surprise, moth to a flame, these two crazies are together and they are looking up ways and scheming how they can cheat to win this upcoming election.

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