Okay, welcome to the Eric Metax's show.

Eric is indisposed at the moment.

I'm afraid he's been having GI problems and uncomfortable bloating.

But I'm sure he'll be out in a jiff.

Oh, here he is now.

Looking pale and shaken.

Oh, you okay, little buddy?

The Eric Mataxis show.

Hey, you crazy kids, it's the Eric Mataxis show.

That's right, with my posse, my crew, Chris Himes in the Bahamas, and Albin.

Albin, I know you're also in the Bahamas, but you just are sitting inside, right? I'm in a bunker in the Bahamas. Okay, look, guys, it's Monday. No time to fool around. No time to fool around. We've got some serious stuff to talk about. First of all, Chris, I want to ask you about your chicken ranch up in Jersey by the Lincoln Tunnel. You've ever been done before. Albin, I want to talk to you about that harpy of a wife, not your wife. Oh, but that harpy of a wife, that Sampipep, it's just ugly what she puts our henpecked friend through. And I want to hear that story in a minute. So before that,

though, got to tell people in a couple of seconds, we got Mike Huckabee coming up on the program.

Mike Huckabee is going to blow your hair back. He has a book out. Now listen to the listen

carefully, because this is true. Mike Huckabee has a book out without gravy or biscuits in the title. Never been done before. This is a,

this is kind of a reach for him. And I just got to say, listen, big props, literary props to

our friend Mike Huckabee. He's never done that before. And I don't know if he's going to lose his

audience. What's going to happen? But he has a co-writer, Steve Feasel, who has helped him with it. So when we talk to him, I don't think I'm going to have the guts to ask him these questions, frankly, because I think it's sensitive. I think it's very sensitive. Most people just don't believe that a Huckabee book without grits or gravy in the title will do the numbers

that the other ones have done. So I just, I'm not going to bring it up, but I'm telling you my audience,

since it's just the small group of us, okay, what's going to happen in a couple of seconds.

In our two today, speaking about literary, we have our friend Ellen Vaughn. I met her when I worked for Chuck

Colson. She has co-written many books. She has out and out written just a handful of books.

She's got a new one out really special. I got to tell you, I shouldn't say a handful. She's written

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