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Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

Mike Huckabee is a Douche

Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio, News, Comedy

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2018

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

The immigration sh*tstorm is dominating the news, so Julie & Brandy had to dig deep to find other crap to fill the show. Luckily for them, Mike Huckabee is a huge douche. He's been douching around all over Twitter this week and the girls cover it all with gusto. After that, Melania stops by to explain why she wore that infamous jacket, and the answer might surprise you. But probably not. *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Okay, uh-huh, it's all shit. It's all the Zoom game. Not you, America's getting kind of not you but it's not getting

0:07.9

Not you like that because we got a dumb gay not you. We got America's not you.

0:13.1

Not you is not you not you're not not you're this and not you're that because we got a big fat not you.

0:18.8

I mean he's like eating a second of the border. Not you're not kidding.

0:21.7

Oh

0:51.7

It's all shit. I mean are we gonna die? I don't know. I'm your extreme I am extreme. It's all shit. Uh-uh. The shit is buttoning us.

1:04.0

B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. Us this shit is trumpet. T-r-u-m-p-a-n-s. What? I don't know. I don't even know.

1:14.4

Hey everybody welcome to dumb gay politics. I am Julie and I'm Brandy and this is the podcast where we talk about the week in politics like we're talking about reality TV.

1:29.5

Ew. What did you stick your finger in his butt? Ew, do you need to wash your hand now? No. It didn't go in. Well touched it. I've been off on your shorts.

1:37.2

That's the table. Um so big brother starts Wednesday bitch. Oh okay are doing it this summer okay now for all you judgey McJudger since listening we've never done big brother before except for celebrity big brother.

1:53.4

This is gonna be our first go round. Yeah we watch no network reality. No we don't fuck survivor. Do we don't fuck with it?

2:00.9

Don't fuck with that. I'm gonna take the tarot. I did the week. I didn't know. We don't do any of it. We need edgy. What is he farting? Oh my gosh.

2:09.5

Oh my gosh. You're not smelling your own finger. Maybe.

2:14.6

He took a big whip too. Um is that a wake-up in the middle of the night? Well so I think it has. Um so we're gonna maybe see I think we should maybe tell try to get our poor Patreon victims to see if they'll watch a big brother.

2:30.8

Oh good idea. So we're not alone. Great. But just in case the Patreon people. Rebell. I feel like it's already know like ten of them that already watch it you know. Oh.

2:39.4

But everybody should give it a try. It's on three nights a week. It's gonna completely take over our summer. Thank God. Thank God. Yeah.

2:45.6

We need some shit. We need you to focus on men you hate. Oh that's my favorite. And like you play right into the hands. I mean tell you to hate. Well. I mean sometimes you don't. Sometimes you just hate them. Just right on the fight.

2:57.6

I think sometimes I pick ones that people like a lot. True. Because you'll hate them right on site. Because sometimes I don't like Justin Bieber. Oh. Fuck Justin Bieber. And they're at it. It's it's all about the personality. Yeah.

3:11.3

And also hate them on site sometimes. Physically. Listen sometimes if persons physical appearance. You look weird. You look weird. You look vain. You look vain. You look too. You know what together. You're gonna be two put together. I the I do not respond well.

3:27.2

Two. What's it called? You know arrogance. I don't know. You know that cocky. Smug. Nope. Smug. Nope. And you can tell in half a second when somebody is cocky. You brought that cocky from the 90s. That whole concept. That was more of a 90s thing. Like Charlie Sheen and like Lucas or something like that. Right. Some guys think it's like fun and a loop and cool and sexy. I think they're pieces of shit. Yeah. No. I don't aloof.

3:55.2

If our people don't want to try and get down on our Patreon people don't want to try and get down on some big brother. I thought that we could maybe ask our board of directors.

4:05.2

OO. AKA the people who donate. Oh good idea. $20 an episode and $10 an episode. What they think we should watch. So here's the board of directors. Okay.

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