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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Mike Hits The Reserve

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Mens Room Question: Why were you talking to an officer of the law?

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0:00.0

Let's get back to the men's room.

0:02.9

99.9.9. KISW.

0:06.3

Fairfax County Police will be providing updates on the naked burglar case during a press conference

0:10.3

after another attempted break-in early Tuesday morning in Centerville.

0:13.6

The hell.

0:14.5

Detectives are currently searching for the man believed to be responsible for at least three burglaries

0:18.5

and an attempted burglary in the same neighborhood.

0:21.2

Now on March 5th, investigators said the nude man entered a bedroom inside a home along

0:25.2

bodily square, about 515 in the morning when the resident was getting ready for work.

0:29.8

After confronting the naked man, the naked man ran off. Then the next day, police official said

0:36.3

a resident found a footprint on a trash can that had been moved against the fence in their home.

0:40.7

The resident believes it had been used to climb into their backyard.

0:43.6

Detective said evidence indicated there was another attempted burglary.

0:47.8

Then the next day, around 4.30 at a home along Ealing Court.

0:52.5

Investigators said a resident was woken up by her dog barking.

0:55.3

She saw the fully naked man inside her residence.

0:58.9

Before again, he ran off.

1:01.1

An individual who entered the victim's home woke her up, she saw the man peering through one of the doors, then noticed he was naked.

1:11.6

Fortunately, she was able to straddle him the doors, then noticed he was naked. Fortunately,

1:17.4

she was able to startle him off. And then on March 8th, the next day, at a home, detective center resident heard footsteps in his hallway and saw a naked man standing in the doorway.

1:22.6

Wouldn't it be crazy if it's not the same guy? In the same area, there was another report of

1:26.2

a burglary with an individual who was also naked at this point in time. He was inside the house. He was on the second level of the home. The victim saw him. He asked her to be quiet. Fortunately, she screamed loud enough that startled him. And he, again, the naked man, ran away. Man is in question believed to be between 5 foot 9 and 5 foot 10. Average build, I guess you would know. Yeah. In all the cases, the man had entered through an unlocked door, according to the police. But he is still on the land. And always naked. Always naked. That's such a weird thing. Our question, why were you speaking to an officer of the law?

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