Hey, like that.

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Snap instead of a clap. Stephen Stoaghan.

Hi everybody, welcome to the hot zone.

This is it.

This is a hot spot.

It's not a hot spot like Wi-Fi.

It's a hot spot like, filled with disease. We're in the hot zone with Justin Hoffman, not the actor, but just another guy named Dustin Hoffman.

Because you know there's a guy out there who's not Dustin Hoffman who's named Dustin Hoffman, right?

Do you guys know that? Do you know that? Isn't that funny to think that pretty much every name, there's someone out there with that name? Like, that's the best. If you want to pick a fake name, it's going to work good. Just tell me your name is Michael Jordan. There's already two famous Michael Jordan. There's Michael B. Jordan. He couldn't be more different. I mean, he could be more different, but you know what I mean? He doesn't play basketball. He probably does play basketball. He doesn't play professionally or didn't. You know what I'm saying? Either way, if you got to pick a fake name, just say names like, hi, I'm Charles Bronson. Most people don't even know who that is now. I saw an old guy recently. Hi, welcome to the podcast. This is it. Hi, I'm Jason Pepper House. Kevin Tipcorn. Jimmy Jason, Jack, Pepper. Jim Jason. Hi, I'm from Pepperidge Farm. My name's Paul Pepperidge. I'm the Pepperidge Farm Legacy Guy, and I'm cool. Hi, we have a cool company. People like us.

So, yeah, I saw this old guy recently, an old man who was doing work in his front yard, doing some cool stuff.

He's planting a bunch of fruit trees deep in the ground, which I liked. I like the way he planted them. I just realized that he actually planted them too deep. You should put a plant them higher up because they're going to sink down, but maybe he's got a plan. He had this really cool hat on, a flat-brim hat, had like some silver buckle-type deals around the perimeter of it. I told him, hey, man, you look like Charles Bronson.

And he was like, oh, thank you.

It was very much, if you tell an old person, an old man, they look like Charles Bronson,

that's it.

They love that.

I think so.

He did.

I've never had the opportunity ever my entire life to call someone, not call someone,

but to say,

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