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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Mike Hanford, Mike Mitchell, Eugene Cordero, Joe Hartzler

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2016

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Corked-up Porcupine - Mike Hanford, Mike Mitchell, Eugene Cordero, and "Mellow" Joe Hartzler join Matt Besser on this week's improv4humans. They learn what it means for a homeless person to live the good life, discover a magical realm in the forbidden part of the restaurant, and get stuck to the wall while making magic brownies. Plus, Matt shares stories from his grandmother's memory book.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, what happened your wife's was I? No, I um, I did

0:05.8

the do boys show and I did

0:09.7

L and L Hawaiian barbecue

0:12.0

As the restaurant I went to and Jonah Ray was pissed because he's from wine

0:17.9

So he was pissed that I did his so then he did jollybee, which is the Philippine

0:23.6

You know man, why'd you guys do that cuz that place sucks

0:26.7

Like

0:28.7

Jollybee. There's some good things there, but you gotta be you gotta be very specific. Yeah, there's a couple

0:35.5

There's one then Eagle Rock. There's a couple in like

0:39.7

It's got a B mask. Yeah, yeah, but it's like

0:43.9

Philippine a food Filipino. Yeah

0:46.8

But it's yeah, I used to have a Jollybee t-shirt

0:50.4

Did you really I used to go that when we would go to the Philippines? I'd go there a bunch because

0:57.1

McDonald's the McDonald's in the Philippines. They use banana ketchup instead of regular ketchup

1:03.4

So all their burgers taste good of such a thing

1:06.6

Um, a bunch of their ketchup was so bananas. It's prune ketchup

1:12.0

So it's just sweeter and like not good. It's banana sauce and yellow and

1:17.6

No, no, still red. Hello. Welcome to Filipino McDonald's can help you

1:24.1

Yeah, can I get a cheeseburger with just regular tomato ketchup, please?

1:29.3

Okay, I know why you're saying that

1:32.0

It seems like the reason you're saying that you already know what I have to say. Yeah, we don't have that here our ketchup

1:37.2

Smaina bananas, and that's why I always say welcome cuz I could tell you we're a tourist

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