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Mike, don't look now.

The NFL draft just 24 hours away. We're taping this on a Mike, don't look now. The NFL draft just 24 hours away.

We're taping this on a Wednesday and don't look now. A third episode of stupidity.

Drap week. How you feeling? As a Jeff fan, Mike, how you feel it? Listen, you know the

quarterback we're taking. You cannot get yourself to a place where

you think this quarterback is going to be good, and I understand why I, too, am a Jet fan, Mike. But how are you feeling? Any more optimistic than you were when we were taping with Ross Tucker? I feel like I'm on a roller coaster that's on its way up. You know, it's doing the click, click, click, click, towards the top and I look

and I can see that a piece of track is missing

and I just know on its way up. You know, it's doing the click, click, click, click towards the top. And I look,

and I can see that a piece of track is missing. And I just know at some point this thing is just

going to fly off. That's how I feel right now. Listen, this is how Jet fans feel. I feel like the Jets

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