From NPR and WBZ Chicago, this is Weight, Weight, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz.

Filling in for the legendary Bill Curtis.

I'm one of the legendary voices of the NPR credits, Chio ki Ianssen.

And here's your host at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago, Peter Segal.

Thank you Chio ki!

Thank you all so much!

We do!

Have a wonderful show, Peter Davis, got to hear later on, we're going to be talking to Mike

Dantone, the coach of the Houston Rockets of the NBA.

But first, as you have figured out, Bill Curtis is taking the week off to maintain that basso

profundo.

He has to rest his voice once every 40 years.

And so we are delighted to welcome Chio ki Ianssen to the judge and scorekeeper seat.

You may know him as the guy who voices NPR's funding credits, like so.

Support for NPR comes from NPR stations.

And support for Peter Segal's thighs come from spanks.

You'll also pick up how we do things here pretty quickly, if you give us a call.

The number is 1, triple 8, weight, that's 1, 8, 8, 8, 9, 2, 4, 8, 9, 2, 4.

Let's welcome our first listener contestant.

Hi, you are on weight weight, don't tell me.

Hi, I'm Caitlin from Birmingham, Alabama.

Well, hello Caitlin, how are you?

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