Mike Crashes Out on Ray Asian Boy, Malibu Fit, and Hating on Logan Paul | Jeff FM | 201

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Jeff Wittek

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🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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0:00.0	What I've dedicated my life to is revenge.
0:04.0	A brand new drama based on the best-selling novel.
0:07.0	They think they're better than us.
0:08.0	Who do you think you are?
0:10.0	I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong.
0:11.0	She's punishing me.
0:13.0	You destroyed my family. I will not rest until I've destroyed yours.
0:17.0	A woman of substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9.
0:20.0	You're 40 years old. Just die already. Hey, what's up, guys? Malibu. Malibate. He's gave his name away. Logan just, it's like I text them and he's always very bothered by my text. I'd be getting stripped naked and they spray freezing your, you know, but I'm not going to tell those stories. I guess I am now. No, let's do it then.
0:38.5	Now that you brought it up.
0:39.3	Used to be out on the corner, he was dealing in drugs.
0:42.8	Got himself a barber's chair and gave awesome cuts.
0:45.8	Now he's a podcaster.
0:47.1	His life he'll talk about it with us.
0:49.2	And now it's JFFFM.
0:53.1	On the way here, I took an Uber here because I'm in the middle of, in between cars right now.
0:59.0	So I'm taking an Uber here and the car gets hit.
1:03.0	The guy, my driver doesn't speak English, the car gets rear in there.
1:06.0	I never been a car accident while you're in it.
1:08.0	You think it was somebody from MAGA targeting him because you don't speak English?
1:25.7	Potentially, I didn't know, I didn't know why it happened, you know, but the guy couldn't handle it and he goes outside. He starts cursing the guy out in Spanish. They start arguing. So I'm just like sitting in the car. I'm like, what the fuck do I do? So I filmed a little video sent it to the guys. I'm like, yo, I don't know if I'm going to make it in time, whatever.
1:29.8	And the guys like, listen, just stay here.
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