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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

"You come this close to having the best day of your life, and then you have the worst day of your life." Our Cyclones lost the Jai-Alai championship in the most heartbreaking way possible, and Mike and Chris still have not recovered. The good news is Dan is back from LA to make them feel better by pointing out the other team could have been at the bar watching the Clones lose. Dan also wants to know whether the Miami Heat need a new good-luck charm at the NBA Draft Lottery after they failed to move up again. Plus, Miami Marlins' reliever Pete Fairbanks tells us what being dry humped is like. Today's Cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Roy, Tony, Mike Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

What happened to the cyclones?

0:03.5

I'm not saying a goddamn word. No. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to relive it.

0:09.4

I've avoided everything. I've been brought in on work slacks. Hey, can you give this edit a look

0:15.1

seat? No. No, I'm on I'm emotionally unavailable right now. Most brutal of losses.

0:20.6

Well, can you tell me what happened, though?

0:22.1

I don't know what happened.

0:40.6

I would say, if put it in baseball terms, we walked in the game-winning run in extra innings. We choked. We choked. We choked it away. Bocked. Okay, balked, actually. We balked it in. We had a 5-1 lead in the sixth set, and we blew that,

0:47.8

and then we went to a tiebreaker. We battled back from down 4-3 in the tie-breaker set to make a double championship point, everything on the line, one point to rule them all, 5-5, and then we double faulted at 5-5 we had the serve the championship

0:56.7

was one on a double fault it stunk and it was close and it was like there was like a four-minute

1:02.9

period where we were like did they screw that call up the ball was in chris the ball was in no i mean

1:08.2

roy it live it seemed like it just touched the line and we're going with our iPhones

1:13.9

to the commissioner of the sport. Is this in? He went back to the replay center says it was out.

1:19.0

And I think it was out too. And it's just. I may have grabbed the commissioner by the shirt.

1:23.8

It was one point for the championship. Yeah, we went through the six sets. We were tied 3-3, and so you go to a championship tie breaker. So it's one game to six, and it ended up 5-5. It was Division 1 versus Division 1. Best on Best. It went all the way to 5-5, first to six points, wins. We were serving for the championship, and we double- double faulted. I just fell to my knees. Brutal, same. Sounds embarrassing. And then grab the commissioner by the lapar? I was just like, that was out like that. We got to be able to review that. I mean, I didn't grab his shirt. It was more just like a shoulder like, how can we not review that?

2:01.0

Many are calling it the best battle court match ever played, certainly the most memorable and a finish that you don't often see.

2:07.8

I'm not embarrassed. I'm super proud of the boys.

2:09.6

I was the best team in Highline versus the second best team in Highline and went down to the very last possible point.

2:15.4

It just sucks that we don't get to see that point play out and we lose it on a double fault.

2:19.4

A really close double fault. So the best team didn't win?

2:22.7

No, the best team did win. The top seed won and credit to the Chargers. Kay Marie finally wins her first championship. It was at our expense. Just a huge rip your heart out of your chest type of loss. That's, I mean,

2:28.6

I know a lot of highlight here is a bit and maybe not everyone's drawn into the sport. Chris

2:36.0

and I are totally drawn in. And yeah, we were crestfallen. That really stunk. That was a painful

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