Now entering nerdist.com, you made it weird, so this is going to be the intro that we'll

use for all the episodes while I'm in Australia, so I'm going to keep it very short because

it's going to get old very quickly. So anyway, here are the tour dates real quick. I'm in Melbourne

right now. That's March 27th through April 7th. After that, I'm going to be in Los Angeles at

the Trubidor for a live you made it weird on April 15th. 420 for the South Beach Comedy Festival,

I will be in Miami for two shows on one night on 420. April 24th through the 27th, I'll be in Austin

for the Moon Tower Comedy Festival. May 9th through 11th, I will be in Calgary, and I believe that's

in Canada. May 15th, I'm going to be in Buffalo for one night at Helium. May 16th in Cleveland for

the Grog Shop. That's one night. June 7th and 8th, I'll be in Bloomington in Vienna for the

limestone comedy festival. That's going to be a lot of fun. Support the show, download or you made

it movies. Hopefully by the time this comes out, there'll be even some new episodes out there.

You just have to search, you made it weird on iTunes, and you'll see some bonus episodes

called, excuse me, called you made it movies. And you made it weird.com, donate, get a t-shirt,

that's a direct way to support the show. Or if you're ever going to buy anything on Amazon,

a great way to help this program is to go to Nerdist.com, click on the Amazon banner and then just

shop as you normally would. And those part of those proceeds will go to supporting this podcast.

All right, that's it. That's easy. That's a good intro for every episode. I hope these are good.

With all the time differences, I couldn't, I would never know when to send you these intros. You

have to send them on Tuesday to get third. Okay. Enjoy.

Jesus the Christ. Is there a Jesus? My praise question. Go in reverse. You don't want to,

you don't want to know my answer to that? You don't love Jesus? Sure.

If he historically existed, what do you think? No. You don't think so? No. Just zero? No.

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