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"Mike Birbiglia"

SmartLess

SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC

Discussion, Education, Music, Comedy, Science, Culture, Society & Culture, Entertainment, Interview, Learning

4.651.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Come sleepwalk with us… it’s Mike Birbiglia! We chat all-things-funny; comedians who are too serious, intentional non-laughter, and crying at the ballet recital. Don’t leave the party early (or we’ll talk about it for days) – it’s SmartLess.

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0:00.0

Hey guys, so if I had a dollar for every time somebody comes up to me and asks me what my morning routine is. I'd be like a billionaire.

0:15.3

Here's what my morning routine is. I get up and then I brush my teeth.

0:23.0

Welcome to SmartLiss. So Will. So, Will, had a dinner party the other night that I was invited to.

0:49.8

Sean was invited to, we were both there.

0:51.8

You were invited to as well, but you were working down in Atlanta.

0:56.5

And about halfway through it, maybe halfway, someone said, yeah, Sean and Scotty left they're gone. They're gone.

1:06.4

So now's your chance I haven't seen you talk to you since was did you have a

1:11.3

sickness or something?

1:12.8

I have this thing about like leaving the dog for more than four hours.

1:17.0

The dog that he left for eight months in New York, he's worried about leaving for four hours for

1:20.7

different.

1:21.7

Yeah, exactly, Sean.

1:23.0

Same dog, no, because the dog was left alone.

1:27.2

The dog was left alone, so when the dog was left alone here at the house,

1:30.3

who doesn't leave their dogs alone?

1:32.1

I know, but not that long, I have like a thing about it. Well you got to get over that thing because that excuse is so outrageous that it's not an excuse and it's a long life. You can't be tethered to your house for...

1:44.0

But when you tell people I got to go because I'm worried about leaving my dog for four hours,

1:47.5

they're just going to think you're rude because no one's going to believe that that's a real thing.

1:51.5

Well, I'm telling you it's a real thing. Well, I'm telling you it's a real thing.

1:55.0

Well, then they should say you should go to therapy because it's just it's an irrational fear.

2:01.0

Well, I don't know.

2:02.0

Well, what do you think people do?

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