Yo, is that what I think it is?

A box from Amazon, on John's, on Ron, John, on LeBron, on crayons, on a swan, on spawn, on Milan, on Malon?

Ah!

Woo!

Good morning, sweet world, and welcome to the No Dunks podcast on the Athletic Network.

It's Thursday, February 16th, 2020.

I'm Jay Skeets here on the Classic Factory and alongside me.

As always, that's Tasmellis.

Podcast listeners, this is for you. Next to him, it's the bearded one, Matapsha Hot Boy, Trey Kirby. Hey-o! Hey-oh! And last but not least, over yonder, making the magic happen, two super producers, JD and JK. How y'all doing? There they are. What's up, guys? Shout out to the stream team joining us live right now on YouTube.

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And this will be the final time, I tell you, to join us at our No Dunks Live show in Salt Lake City tomorrow night.

That's right.

Friday, February 17th, 8 p.m. at the Urban Lounge.

Hit that link in the show notes and grab yourself a ticket.

I'll be there. Tass will be there. J.D. will be there. Jerome will be there.

Trey, we're not sure. He can't get signed into Delta.

I think my boarding pass is good in the Apple Wallet, but we shall see. Tass just got here. The trade for the last 10 minutes going, it's not working. I don't know. What's going on here? Why is it not working? Couldn't get signed in on the phone. Finally got signed in on the computer. Confirmed, checked in. Nice. And now I'm on to not being able to sign into the NBA Events app. Oh, okay.

Well, I'll figure it up. Step by step. Yeah. There is a step by step for that, actually. I went through it yesterday. We'll go through it. It's like a QR code. Yeah, QR code. Sign in. How do you scan a QR code with your camera? With your native camera. You need a buddy. Yeah, you know, you actually just download the image.

Okay.

And then it opens. Oh, excellent, excellent. Hey, we'll be in Salt Lake City. We're leaving later today. We've got to fly through this show. We got an afternoon flight here. And then we'll have that live show Friday night at the Urban Lounge. We will be flipping that, fingers crossed, into a podcast. No YouTube version of that, though. It's just too much work. It's going to be dark. You're not even going to be able to see anything, really. It's going to be like an audio podcast that's black. It's going to sound like shit, too. Our live shows, they never sound good. How dare you? No, I'm just kidding. I'm not even promising that we're going to get that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This is like the dunk contest. Our live shows are like the dunk contest. Totally. Super low expectations. Yes. And then something might happen and you might be entertained. It might work out. All right. So later on in this podcast, I'm going to put on a jacket, and then I'm going to give you guys some NBA All-Star Weekend trivia. I love jackets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would be a great experience. Good. I love trivia. We're good. Well, we'll talk about the jacket for like 10 minutes before we get into the trivia. Yeah, sounds like it for sure. We are mailing in this show, okay? If you haven't, couldn't tell by now.

Okay. it for like 10 minutes before we get into the trivia. Yeah, sounds like it for sure. We are mailing in this show, okay?

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