Welcome to the Three Martini lunch.

Grab a stole next to Greg Carumbus of Radio America and Jim Garrity of National Review.

Three Martini's coming up.

You have made it to Friday. Three Martini's coming up.

You have made it to Friday, and so have we. It's the Three Martini lunch.

We have good, bad, and crazy news for conservatives,

all related to Joe Biden's interview on Morning Joe today which we'll get to in just a moment.

Jim, I know every day feels the same, but we're now in our third different month with this shutdown or lockdown or sheltering in place or social distancing

whatever you want to call it it's now technically may even though it feels like

everything kind of frozen mid-March. Well Greg that is the hot rumor this morning.

We are in a new month.

It's yet to be confirmed.

Certainly nobody can feel it.

We're mostly joking.

It is May 1st.

Happy May Day to all you commies out there. But more significantly, I think this is this entire quarantine has been a fascinating lesson in how much we marked the passage of time through special events, you know, holidays, birthdays,

vacations, the disruption of the routine so that when your weekend days become kind of indistinguishable

from your week day days, everything starts to blur together and you end up in a circumstance

where it feels like this is at least the 80th or 90th consecutive Wednesday that we've had.

That's right. As we've said all week, don't trust a commy. For all those who want to advance communism. We've gotten a sneak

preview here in some ways over the past few weeks and it's not pretty. They would love

for you to not have a job or to make the same as everybody else. So anyway

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