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TRASHFUTURE

Migration Station ft. Zoe Gardner

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2018

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Riley (@raaleh), Hussein (@HKesvani), and recently returned Milo (@Milo_Edwards) speak with migrant advocate Zoe Gardner (@ZoeJardiniere ) about refugees, migrants, right-wing opposition to all forms of immigration, endless liberal equivocation on the topic, and whether or not Riley is an economic migrant (he is). This episode was recorded prior to England’s advancing in the World Cup, though by the time we have a moment to even address the fact that it’s coming home, the joke will already have been murdered by the worst people on the face of the planet. You can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/, and if you’re a keen chef you can acquire kitchen-related goods from our socialist cookware sponsor, Vremi (https://vremi.com/). Nate (@inthesedeserts), who lives in a country founded by some particularly enthusiastic economic migrants, produced this with Adobe Audition, iZotope RX, and iZotope Ozone.

Transcript

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0:00.0

We were going to talk about migration today. It was going to be great. We were going to have some actual smart, serious stuff to talk about. But now there's another thing going on, which is emergency, emergency, emergency. A lot, a lot of Trump supporters now believe that there is a mystery pub somewhere in London that has hooked up one of its ale taps to its urinal.

0:23.6

And the fucking lib bartender, who's me, has been pouring, pouring piss from this special

0:32.0

keg to serve to Trump supporters.

0:35.4

And the irony is you're pouring it for the hipsters as well, but they just know it's piss.

0:39.8

And they're like, yeah, you know, it's really good.

0:41.1

It was like peed out by like a marmot.

0:42.8

And it really improves the taste.

0:44.4

It's a type of craft beer, right?

0:46.2

Of course.

0:46.9

Absolutely.

0:47.7

It's filtered through a human.

0:49.3

And that's who you know it's really good.

0:50.7

Crop beer is stored in the balls. And yeah, and so they

0:55.6

they got really mad at it.

0:58.9

They read Hendie, man.

1:01.5

That's what it was.

1:02.3

They read Hendie.

1:03.1

And they've been, I think, like,

1:05.8

trying to call the police about it.

1:09.9

I want them to call the police.

1:11.9

I want the police to have to take that phone call where they're like,

1:14.8

so what you're saying is, there's a pub where a man,

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