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I know I'm not supposed to speak again, but my dad, Zippet, Zippe, my father did not have a college degree, but he was a well-read man.

When a problem comes or down, you, much Zippet, it wasn't a confrontation at all.

Thank you everybody, this means the Cal Press conference. Thanks everyone.

I couldn't agree with you more.

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When I'm quoting him verbatim, Mr. Zelensky said, if we don't get the aid, we will lose the war.

So bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him.

My feeling is they should open it, the border, and let him pour it, let everybody pour in,

and then the answer, which is, well, then there will be all these problems.

Yes, there should be.

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.

Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Rum swabs, hacks, and moon bats beware. It's...

Howie Car.

I've had that Louis CK cut for a couple of days, but I didn't think it was real.

I thought he was, you know, testing out some kind of crazy comedy routine.

But I guess not, I guess it's real. It was with Joe Rogan.

He wants the borders open, so the United States of America can be destroyed.

I mean, if the goal is to destroy the United States of America, why don't we just, you know,

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