Midwest Standoff

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In this episode we say how to handle a midwest standoff and using caution tape

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0:00.0	Jordan Anderson says what do you do in a Midwest standoff when two or more cars reach an intersection
0:06.3	and everyone insists that somebody else goes first.
0:10.7	Get out, I have a Johnsonville.
0:15.0	Tailgate. That's good one.
0:18.0	Just lay on the horn.
0:22.0	Have a horn off.
0:25.0	I'm not moving.
0:26.0	Yeah, they just...
0:28.0	Yeah. Yeah.
0:30.0	They tell me to go, I'm not going.
0:32.0	I'll tell them to go. And then they'll tell me to go. I'm still I would love to know the Guinness World record for the longest horn
0:38.1	Like who's the guy who was stubborn enough to just never let go.
0:42.7	He's still going.
0:43.4	We could break it too.
0:44.8	Plenty of four-way stops around here.
0:46.2	Yeah.
0:49.0	I mean, you just have to continually wave
0:50.7	until one of you gives up.
0:52.0	And then you do the little herky jerky,
0:53.6	come off the break, and then they both do it at the same time,
0:56.0	then you stop again.
0:57.0	Yeah.
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