Midwest Faith Explosion!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Give your preacher your money and all your problems will be solved...right? TCB takes on the prosperity preachers once again, but this time they learn that there's more to these preachers than just money. They're all about that Upper Midwest Faith Explosion! What, you might ask, is exploding at this shindig? Only experience will tell... Bryan teaches his children that he made this earth, and he rules with an iron fist. Keith Moore is the world's biggest scammer. Shockingly, you can spread the word of God WITHOUT scamming people! Bryan and Krissy's origin story consists of 30 beers and a baby. Mike McGraw was going to church way before you were. The Upper Midwest Faith Explosion...in Karl's pants. Why give tithe when you could simply claim it? Jerry Seville WILL take your money. Jerry's *very important notebook* appears to be empty! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I don't see what I did wrong. The phrases, forgive me father for I have sinned. That's what I said.
0:05.3	No, you said sorry daddy, I've been naughty.
0:12.0	On this episode of the Commercial Break.
0:15.0	Come on down to the Midwest. Faith and explosion.
0:18.0	We're gonna drop our seed all over the place. The seed of the Spirit.
0:23.0	The Word and the Water of God. Throw it from my holy chalice.
0:30.0	We're gonna pump you full of seed and get you to explode.
0:37.0	1999. VIP tickets only a few left.
0:43.0	The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.
0:48.0	Ah yeah, Katsukins, welcome back to the Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green.
0:55.0	This is my dear friend and co-host, the beautiful Kristen Joy,
0:58.0	holy best of you, Trissy. Best of you out there in the podcast universe.
1:03.0	I'm just reading a breaking news from Instagram, because you know that's where I get all my news.
1:07.0	Right. White woman gives birth to black baby and accuses husband of having sex with a black woman.
1:12.0	Nice try.
1:15.0	Mori povish. You are not the father. Yes.
1:21.0	I love when those guys celebrate they're not the father.
1:23.0	I love when those guys celebrate that there's like a fatherless child out there somewhere.
1:27.0	Yeah. Yeah. I mean, and let's be honest about it.
1:30.0	They must pay those people, right? They're on the Mori Povice show.
1:33.0	They must pay them something. What other reason would you want to then go on to Mori Povice?
1:37.0	There are a lot of people that are just want to be on TV.
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