Midweek Review! Manchester City steamroll Arsenal, Real Madrid and Barca struggle, Kellyn Acosta's CCL poophousery, and more
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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2023
⏱️ 62 minutes
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The foursome is here with a cheeky midweek(y) review! From Man City's decisive win over Arsenal to Chelsea's problems to stumbling in La Liga to cup games in Italy to CCL action, we covered plenty of ground.
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| 0:40.3 | Welcome to the total soccer show today. |
| 0:56.7 | We're looking back on a huge midweek in the Premier League with a game build as the biggest in a decade. |
| 1:03.1 | Unfortunately, only one of the teams appeared to be aware of this fact as Man City outclassed Arsenal. |
| 1:09.4 | We'll also look at the action elsewhere |
| 1:10.8 | as Chelsea results under Frank Lampard |
| 1:12.9 | remain consistent. |
| 1:15.0 | We now know the identity of two of the three teams |
| 1:17.4 | that will join the Premier League next season |
| 1:19.5 | and there were big results in Spain and Italy to boot. |
| 1:22.9 | My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today |
| 1:25.1 | a man who's taking his hair out of its bob. |
| 1:28.0 | He's letting it flow down his back, Erlinglan style tayloropko you just like to let loose now and then right |
| 1:33.1 | I mean just like him we're assuming that he was doing his hair as that play developed right |
| 1:38.2 | and so he decided to stop doing his hair and instead score he didn't just unleash unleash the long |
| 1:42.7 | hair in the middle of a game, did he? |
| 1:44.4 | I think there's, yeah, there was genuine tactical reasons. Pep gave a little signal. He tugs on his earlobe. His left earlobe, it means take the bob out. It means we mean business. We need a fourth goal to wrap this thing up. The way he went from celebrating the opening goal to within maybe a half second screaming at Adairson about something, I wouldn't put it past Pep to also be like, hey, take that hair out. |
| 2:02.0 | It's too tight. The bun's too tight. I did not enjoy Erling Holland with long hair, by the way. It needs to be up. The hair down was just, it was an odd look. It was an odd look for me. Let's get into, let's spend a tight 20 minutes on that later in the showtator, I say. Joining us, a man who loves the cheeky mid-weeky round of fixtures. |
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