Midweek Mini: The TOP 10 Best Places to Survive a UFO Invasion

Chilluminati Podcast

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Jesse, Alex and Mike dissect the best places to stay safe during a UFO invasion. Are you safe?
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Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox
Alex Faciane - http://www.youtube.com/user/superbeardbros
Editor - DeanCutty http://www.twitter.com/deancutty
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0:26.6	Welcome to music.
0:28.6	Yeah.
0:30.6	Don't remember.
0:31.6	Hey.
0:32.6	No.
0:34.6	I'm feeling it.
0:36.6	No. Oh, hey. No, no. Hey. No. Yeah. No.
0:38.8	Oh, hey.
0:40.0	No. Oh, hey.
0:40.3	Oh, hey.
0:41.7	Hi.
0:42.3	Hi there.
0:42.9	Mm.
0:43.2	Hey there.
0:45.1	Someone told me a Harrison Ford impression is just Jennifer Coolidge with gruff.
0:48.9	And I can't unhear it.
0:52.0	Oh, gee.
0:55.2	Oh, gee. Oh, jeez. You got to do it in jeez Oh jeez
0:56.8	You gotta just do it in his
0:58.0	Oh god
0:59.3	That just sounds like Dr. girlfriend
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