Midweek Mini: The Kindly Airplane Thief

Chilluminati Podcast

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

This Minisode was originally uploaded with Episode 332: Cornerfest ‘26 Part D - some of the topics discussed might be outdated. Subscribe to our Patreon to listen and watch the Minisodes as they release every week! http://patreon.com/CHILLUMINATIPOD

Mike Martin - http://www.youtube.com/@themoleculemindset
Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox
Alex Faciane - https://www.youtube.com/@StarWarsOldCanonBookClub/

Editor: DeanCutty
Producer: Hilde @ https://bsky.app/profile/heksen.bsky.social
Show Art: Studio Melectro @ http://www.instagram.com/studio_melectro
Logo Design: Shawn JPB @ https://twitter.com/JetpackBraggin

Links
ALEX: https://nypost.com/2025/08/10/us-news/mystery-plane-thief-keeps-taking-vintage-plane-for-joyrides-returning-it-repaired/
MATHAS: https://news.northeastern.edu/2026/01/07/string-theory-neuron-connections/
https://www.cell.com/cell/fulltext/S0092-8674(25)01305-4

Transcript

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0:00.0	Notice! Notice! This midweek mini was recorded several months ago and may not be up to date with current events. For fresh minisode uploads with every episode, head to patreon.com slash Chalumani Pod. Mama. Hello, everybody and welcome.
0:48.1	What have we just did this for 20 minutes?
0:50.1	Because there's nobody.
0:50.8	All 20 minutes because.
0:52.0	Yeah.
0:52.2	Yeah. Yeah. Because Jesse's not here. Yeah. It's been a while. Yeah. Yeah.
0:56.7	I guess last week was New Year's Eve when we were recording. Yes. So we ended up not doing a minisode. And then this time, Jesse's at Magfest. And so I don't know. I guess I didn't realize. Okay okay if you are in the multiverse of in the Cox and Crenor multiverse
1:17.0	Geekenders had a whole bit today about Jesse sounding like he was lisping in the microphone
1:23.5	yeah had like some new setup because he was at Magfest and he was doing something remote.
1:35.3	And when I, when we were listening to him, I heard him at first. His mic sounded like shit.
1:41.0	Yeah. And then he was like, how about now? And then suddenly in my ears, dude sounded like my microphone.
2:02.0	He, he sounded really good. He did sound like he had a minor lisp only on his S's. And he immediately in the beginning said he had cotton mouth from like traveling and weed. So I had assumed. So you just thought, I just thought he had cotton mouth the whole time. And I wasn't going to be rude to him and be like, Jesse, brother. He's not like you got like you gotta list one he's when he's just like barely awake, he's sipping his water,
2:04.3	you know, he's doing what he could.
2:05.5	I didn't realize there was a tech issue.
2:07.5	Chaotic corner fest.
2:09.5	Every time we do corner fest,
2:11.6	a bunch of crazy shit happens.
2:13.6	His audio quality is good.
2:14.8	That's the thing.
2:15.3	It was literally just when his S's came on. It was like a weird, like, list sounding thing. You know what it probably was is that like, it's, he got a brand new thing and he probably just didn't have like noise filter. Because like if you're a normal person and you're using this type of shit that we're using to record all this shit. You need noise canceling because maybe your baby's
2:34.9	screaming and taking a shit in the background or your dog Smitty is literally crying every time
2:40.6	that the neighbors outside open their fucking door. Not Smitty, dude. Yeah. But I don't know. For us,
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