Midweek Mini: Jesse and Mike Break the Universe
Chilluminati Podcast
Chilluminati Podcast
4.9 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
This Minisode was originally uploaded with Episode 325: It Writes Itself - some of the topics discussed might be outdated. Subscribe to our Patreon to listen and watch the Minisodes as they release every week! http://patreon.com/CHILLUMINATIPOD
Mike Martin - http://www.youtube.com/@themoleculemindset
Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox
Alex Faciane - https://www.youtube.com/@StarWarsOldCanonBookClub/
Editor: DeanCutty
Producer: Hilde @ https://bsky.app/profile/heksen.bsky.social
Show Art: Studio Melectro @ http://www.instagram.com/studio_melectro
Logo Design: Shawn JPB @ https://twitter.com/JetpackBraggin
LINKS
ALEX: https://journalnews.com.ph/bizarre-cases-of-fictional-characters-who-stepped-off-the-page-into-reality
MATHAS: https://phys.org/news/2025-11-quantum-teleportation-photons-distant-sources.html
JESSE: https://www.abovethenormnews.com/2025/11/14/the-universe-is-moving-wrong-and-nobody-knows-why/
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Notice! Notice! This midweek mini was recorded several months ago and may not be up to date with current events. |
| 0:11.0 | For fresh minisode uploads with every episode, head to patreon.com slash Chalumani Pod. Hello, my little chilemonauts, and welcome. |
| 0:48.4 | Miniso, 250, I think. |
| 0:52.5 | 2. |
| 0:53.0 | 2.50? |
| 0:53.9 | 2.52. No, it's past 250. The, 50? Two, 52. |
| 0:54.9 | No, it's past 250. |
| 0:55.9 | The new 52? |
| 1:12.0 | The new 52. Oh, wow. Starts today. I'm double checking right now. It is 253 today. So sorry. 253. I was off. Well, Jesse's been turned into a velociraptor. I've been doing a bit because I figure you guys make the voice noises so I'll do the creepy stuff with my face. He turned into a real dinosaur. And so people will want to tune in to watch. Yeah. That's awesome. Guys, Patreon.com. If you're not watching this on Patreon already, you better get over here. Yeah, you better do it. This shit's there's so much crazy stuff happening. Crazy. I feel like I'm in the jackass video. |
| 1:30.4 | How about Alex, |
| 1:31.2 | you start This shit's, there's so much crazy stuff happening. Crazy. I feel like I'm in the jackass video. |
| 1:29.8 | Uh, how about Alex? |
| 1:31.2 | You start us for today because I know what I'm going to talk about. |
| 1:34.0 | And I also know what Jesse's going to talk about. |
| 1:35.6 | So, and they're kind of in the same realm of, of science. |
| 1:40.4 | Oh, well, mine is definitely not in the realm of science. |
| 1:42.9 | Okay. |
| 1:43.2 | I have just done an episode, |
| 1:45.6 | if you are listening to this on Patreon, |
| 1:48.0 | about fictional characters becoming real. |
| 1:53.1 | Yes. |
| 1:54.1 | And I had a bunch of stories to talk about real characters becoming fiction. |
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