Midterm Death Cult (preview)
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 10 November 2022
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Summary
This episode we're covering the elections because we're data wonks now, and here are some key takeaways from this episode:
Ranked choice voting is unconstitutional because it gives each person more than one vote,
Trump didn't back the big guy in Pennsylvania and is crying and screaming and pissing his pants a little about it,
Babies are out... big time. The baby annihilator demographic turned out strong this cycle--how will this affect Michigan's ability to enter the kingdom of heaven?
Also: "unmarried women" is a phony demographic because these women are very clearly married to Joseph Stalin
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is what my Facebook feed was like this morning as results were coming in from the various midterm elections. |
| 0:13.4 | Washington Examiner posted midterm election results live. Trump livid and screaming. |
| 0:21.3 | Daily caller. |
| 0:22.3 | Why was there not video of that? |
| 0:23.7 | I needed video of that. |
| 0:24.9 | I don't believe. |
| 0:25.5 | I want video of him living and screaming. |
| 0:27.7 | I don't think he's ever like, |
| 0:29.8 | the most animated he gets is not very animated. |
| 0:33.5 | Yeah, I want to see the man scream. |
| 0:35.4 | I do need to see the man scream and it is in his advanced stage. I mean, I guess he like yells at rallies. So that's probably what it sounds like. No, I want like a scream. I want like a, I don't want it to sound like it's coming out of his body at all. I want to be like, yeah, I want to be like kind of kind of of, um, like, weak, actually. |
| 0:55.7 | Uh, another headline from the Daily Collar. |
| 0:58.1 | GOP hopes dashed on the rocks. |
| 1:00.9 | And then this one, which is just a post from the Daily Collar, no link to an article, no image, just a text post that says, how is this a thing? |
| 1:10.2 | Is it a thing well well |
| 1:15.1 | I'll tell you I'll tell you part of it is like |
| 1:18.1 | you didn't realize how many people |
| 1:21.0 | were like posting about |
| 1:22.7 | you know being pro life but actually did not |
| 1:24.9 | want to lose access to that |
| 1:26.8 | in case it happened. |
| 1:28.8 | That's largely why it's a thing. |
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