"Body positivity is for women, not lazy white guys with dad bods"

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

This week we start with some encouraging poetry for our big, brave boys in charge: Donald Trump and Elon Musk

Then, we spend the majority of the episode piercing the thinly-veiled right wing satire on an "intersectional feminine culture" website called IQfy, with articles such as "Are DMT entities racist?," and "He beat up my BF & I can't stop masturbating to it."

After reading these and a couple more pieces whose titles I'd rather not type out, let's just say this site gets pretty weird.

This is the last month to sign up for our Patreon for only $3.11/month, because now, patrons receive a bonus episode every week as well as access to our weekly livestream show: Death Chat 500. Starting in December, a new patreon subscription will be $5/month. Everyone signed up before then will be grandfathered into the $3.11/month price. Thanks for the years of support.

Music:

Slow Remix - 311 - Amber (Slowed Down)

Pile - Loops

Broken Social Scene - Our Faces Split the Coast in Half

Transcript

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys.
0:21.6	We'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're
0:27.6	all there in our environmental stuff.
0:32.6	Stay tuned.
0:33.6	All right, I'm Alexander Edward.
0:35.6	And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:38.9	And we are Minian Death Cult.
0:40.6	The world is ending.
0:44.8	Women pegging their European husbands is responsible.
0:46.9	We're documenting it.
0:48.8	What's up, everybody?
0:49.8	It's your show for the week.
0:51.2	Thank you so much for tuning in.
0:54.0	You know what?
0:54.7	Big news.
0:56.5	We have big news to announce.
0:58.2	Cue up.
1:05.9	Let me get a solemn, slow, minor key version of Amber playing in the background here.
1:08.8	Because it is time. We are finally laying to rest the $3.11.11 cent's Patreon tier.
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