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MIDST | S1 E8: Gala

Midst

Critical Role

Fiction, Arts, Science Fiction, Performing Arts

4.8826 Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2023

⏱️ 33 minutes

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0:00.0

There are parties and then there are parties and this party is neither actually.

0:07.0

It's a gala. The Loxley Gala. Totally different.

0:10.0

Totally different thing. This event operates at a level of intricate grandeur, so outrageous,

0:16.0

so completely over the top that we're just not going to be able to do it justice in description.

0:21.7

Now we're going to do our best to get you there, to give you a rare inside glimpse at one of the most fantastic celebrity phantasmagoria's you will ever see.

0:33.5

It is the most exclusive occasion in the un.

0:37.9

Host to hundreds of the most valorous people in all of trust society, and all in attendance

0:46.0

to pat each other on the back and toast their collective excellence, recognizing the year's

0:52.0

most exquisite deeds.

0:54.1

Jones Spar is jazzed up. recognizing the year's most exquisite deeds.

0:57.2

Joe Spar is jazzed up.

1:02.0

He's there in a great mood parading around like he owns the place.

1:08.3

Phineas, at his elbow, on the other hand, is so nervous he might puke. And he hasn't even started drinking yet.

1:29.0

Music is so nervous he might puke. And he hasn't even started drinking yet. All right, everyone.

1:32.8

Now, just gather in as tightly as you possibly can.

1:34.7

Good thing we're all friends here, right?

1:36.4

Polite tittering.

1:45.9

Oh, yes, from hundreds of people as they clamor together, shoulder to shoulder, gathering together in the splendid garden terrace outside of the Loxley Manor.

1:47.1

But please be careful to not step over the yellow line.

1:51.3

Please stay back from the yellow line.

1:53.3

That's it.

1:54.1

Now if I could have everyone please look directly at the device.

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