MIDSOMMAR CLASSIC: Midsommar and nothing but Midsommar
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BRUNCH
4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2019
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
In a shockingly on-topic episode, the boys discuss 'Midsommar' -- the latest horror movie from Ari Aster -- and that's about it. Also briefly discussed: Chest hair and 'Ready or Not.'
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| 0:00.0 | I said, I complained about something and he was like, oh yeah, you complain about this. |
| 0:10.8 | Someone's clearly not a father. |
| 0:13.0 | And I was like, yeah, because I looked up how to do it. |
| 0:16.4 | Sounds disgusting. |
| 0:18.5 | Bruch! |
| 0:18.9 | Hit it, boys! |
| 0:35.0 | Yeah. Sounds disgusting. Bruch! Hit it, boys! Always learning, always learning about ourselves, always learning about our bodies, always learn about each other's bodies. I learned something new about your body recently. And I just want to talk about this because I want young listeners to be able to hear about everything. And if they have any questions about their growing bodies, that maybe this can kind of fill in some blanks. I did not know that you shave your chest. |
| 0:56.8 | I did not know that any people in the world shave their chest other than maybe swimmers. |
| 1:03.1 | And I feel like that's on me. Really? Yeah. I feel like I kind of feel like so you shave your chest. |
| 1:09.2 | I'm kind of afraid now I'm the only person who doesn't shave |
| 1:11.8 | their chest well i mean have you ever seen a person with a chest that is not full of hair so that |
| 1:16.8 | means they shave it yeah unless like they are physically incapable of right over my head that is |
| 1:22.7 | insane yeah yeah like it's basically like the rest of my body where uh there is there is hair that grows there. It is very shitty hair. It's very patchy and does not look good. Yeah. So I shave it. Same as my face. I have, uh, I have chest hair because I don't shave it. Um, and it's kind of bad. But I feel like, I feel like chest hair is maybe part of like a person's personality. Like I feel like it would be weird if I didn't have chest hair. It definitely would be, especially because you have facial hair. It's a weird, it's a weird, it's a weird dynamic to have facial hair and not have chest hair. That's true. Right. And then, then people will start asking questions about this guy shaves his chest. For me, nobody asks questions because they just assume that I'm naturally hairless. So that that's what I honestly, I'm sure I've seen you, uh, topless before. And, uh, I never noticed either that you had hair or that you didn't have hair. And then you posted something on Instagram saying like your chest was bleeding. Yep. You're like messed up shaving my chest and I checked in on you. I was like, yo dog, that for real? You're like, yep. And then I thought about it. I was like, I bet so many people I know shave their chests. Yeah, I would assume so. I don't think that it's that out of the ordinary. Every now and then, I'll, I have, I have a small little spot. |
| 2:36.9 | This is gross. |
| 2:39.2 | I have like a small little spot on one of my shoulders that gets, some dark hairs. |
| 2:46.8 | So I'll lop that off. |
| 2:48.3 | Yeah. |
| 2:48.7 | But generally, other than... |
| 2:50.9 | That's me, but with my chest. |
| 2:52.6 | Right. |
| 2:52.8 | Just a couple little spots that don't look good. |
| 2:56.3 | My chest hair, I don't want to describe it, but maybe my chest hair sucks. |
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