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🗓️ 25 October 2024
⏱️ 60 minutes
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We're already halfway through the fantasy football regular season, and we've got some hardware to hand out! We'll discuss our Most and Least Valuable Players so far, we'll make predictions about some guys in the second half of the season, we'll guess which coach is getting axed, and much more! Plus we'll discuss the injury names you need to know for Week 8, and review the film on Thursday night's Vikings/Rams tilt, which ended in the stupidest way possible! Guest: Cousin Josh.
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2024 Midseason Huggy Awards:
Fantasy MVP So Far: Derrick Henry
Fantasy LVP So Far: Marvin Harrison
Player Likeliest To Fall Of A Cliff: Baker Mayfield, but that’s too wimpy, so…Chuba Hubbard
Fantasy Rookie Of The Year So Far: Jayden Daniels
Best Buy-Low Candidate: Deebo Samuel
Bold Midseason Call: Commanders win the NFC East and remain a great offense
2024 Midseason Baggy Awards:
Player Likeliest To Fall Of A Cliff From This Point Forward: Terry McLaurin
Trash Bag You Think Will Redeem Himself In The Second Half: D.J. Moore
Trash Bag You Think Won't Bounce Back: Anthony Richardson
Trash-Baggiest Pop Culture Experience You've Had In The Past Two Months: Dressing Like Princess Diana
Trash-Baggiest Culinary Experience Of 2024: Hotel Staff Won’t Throw Away Half-Eaten Pizza
Biggest Trash Bag In Italy: Waiter Makes You Pay For Two Apps
Coach Likeliest To Join The Chipotle Franchise: Antonio Pierce
One Bold Midseason Call: Tyreek Hill is top-7 and Jaylen Waddle is top-16
Fantasy LVP The Rest Of The Way: Alvin Kamara
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0:00.0 | Hey! Christopher Harris. Welcome! |
0:15.0 | Hey everybody, welcome in, my name is Chris and this is a show that will use many nouns. I'm positive there will be many nouns in this show. |
0:26.3 | Hello there, you yawpossums, how the heck are you today? Thank you so much for listening |
0:31.2 | to this very stupid show. |
0:34.7 | There's a noun right there. |
0:36.4 | You know where we're gonna start. |
0:38.5 | I don't particularly want to, |
0:40.5 | but in the Thursday night game, a fun game it heralded an awesome return to form |
0:46.4 | We have good reason to look at one of those teams really differently and I am not a Vikings fan and I am not a Rams fan, but to have a game end the way that one did last night with a face mask in the end zone that's called a safety. |
1:02.0 | Hell, there's under two minutes left. The Vikings have no |
1:04.7 | timeouts. There's obviously no guarantee they can go score and get a two-point |
1:09.4 | conversion to send the game to overtime. But remember how during the intro to yesterday's show, I talked about how, you know, |
1:18.0 | I don't actually love the NFL, or at least I sure don't love the people who run it. |
1:23.0 | Yeah, it took about 12 hours to get an object lesson why. |
1:28.0 | Once again, old men squinting in the back of the end zone |
1:32.0 | unable to see one of the world's most obvious face masks to end a very fun game |
1:39.1 | and then if at least part of you doesn't react, |
1:43.0 | wait, why do I give these billionaire aholes |
1:46.6 | this much of my attention again? |
1:48.8 | You know, frankly, I can't tell you how to react, |
1:51.5 | but that's certainly my reaction. |
1:53.1 | We've been here a thousand times. |
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