Midseason Break- The Past just isn't what it used to be
Our Fair City
Audacious Machine Creative
4.7 • 623 Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Loyal Policies: this week, we’re excited to bring you something very different from our usual fare: a very special crossover episode produced by Improvised Star Trek. This episode was originally broadcast in May of 2014, and is completely improvised from an title provided by a listener. A huge thank you to Improvised Star Trek for allowing us to rebroadcast! You can find Improvised Star Trek on Facebook here, or on twitter at @improvstartrek.
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- Lt. Commander Crick Watson— Sean Kelley
- Commander Corbomite Hayes— Chris Rathjen
- Ensign Ch’arles Lorem— Nick Wagner
- Captain Julius Valentine Baxter— Matt Young
- Borg— Nick Wagner
- Ensign Lackey— Griffen Eckstein
- Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
- Ensign Greg— Matt Young
- Lt. Commander Fritz Fassbinder — Griffen Eckstein
- Urg— Matt Young
- Simon— Mark Soloff
- Doctor Octavius— Matt Young
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| 0:00.0 | Eleven years ago, an energy company comes down to you. |
| 0:02.9 | They unearthed that. |
| 0:04.5 | It's a door? |
| 0:05.6 | We call it the vault. |
| 0:06.8 | I think whatever is on the other side of that door out there, it's not friendly. |
| 0:11.1 | I think it's trying to get out. |
| 0:13.0 | I can open it. |
| 0:14.3 | I can give them what they want. |
| 0:16.4 | The entire type's buckling. |
| 0:18.1 | It's a domino. |
| 0:18.8 | Everyone hold on to something. |
| 0:22.6 | Doctor Graf. What have we done to ourselves? |
| 0:24.6 | Show me a Jiblin. |
| 0:26.6 | She'll be sacrificed. |
| 0:28.6 | Oh my god. |
| 0:30.6 | Just lost the Eldridge. |
| 0:31.6 | Lost! It exploded! |
| 0:32.6 | It's the only one who can get the others through that ship. |
| 0:34.6 | I'm sorry, but it's going to come down to you. |
| 0:36.6 | I'm not... a leader. going to come down to you. I'm not a leader. |
| 0:38.8 | I lost something. |
| 0:40.6 | Something perfect. |
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