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🗓️ 14 October 2025
⏱️ 104 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome, Mortalsh, ha, ha, ha, ha. |
| 0:13.0 | Welcome, mortals, to a coolish night of phantoms and monsters, a hellish parade of otherworldly horrors brought to you by me, your ghostmaster |
| 0:25.1 | of the evening, Dr. Schlock, known to the uninitiated as Chelsea Weber Smith. |
| 0:32.8 | My beautiful assistant this evening, Sarah Marshall, will allow me to perform unspeakable |
| 0:40.8 | terrors upon her for the entertainment of you, my precious, innocent, sacrificial lambs. |
| 0:50.6 | Tonight I will be presenting to you an informative look at the history of midnight ghost shows. |
| 1:00.7 | Campy, ghostly, gory performances that from the 1930s to the 1960s accompanied horror movies and theaters, |
| 1:12.3 | a combination of a spiritualist seance |
| 1:15.2 | and a stationary haunted house. |
| 1:19.6 | Beware, this show contains descriptions of hella fake violence, |
| 1:25.6 | and you may not make it out alive of this twisted amusement. |
| 1:31.0 | Dr. Schlock's camp of the damned right here in the you're wrong about theater. |
| 1:42.1 | I am thrilled and chilled to the bone to make this unbelievable announcement. |
| 1:50.2 | Sarah Marshall will be hosting a brand new eight-part miniseries from the CBC on the past, the present, and the future of the satanic panic. |
| 2:06.4 | The podcast is called The Devil You Know and is premiering on October 20th. |
| 2:16.7 | Pause for gasps and roaring applause. |
| 2:21.2 | Let me also remind you. |
| 2:24.6 | If you love Your Wrong About, you can become a patron at patreon.com slash |
| 2:31.1 | Your Wrong About or Apple Plus to get bonus episodes every month. |
| 2:37.5 | Most recently you can learn about the history of one of my ex-girlfriends, Elvira, |
| 2:45.3 | Mistress of the Dark, brought to you by another Mistress of the Dark. |
| 2:50.4 | But sadly not my ex-girlfriend, Eve Lindley. |
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