Midnight Confessions | Colbert Classic
The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert
CBS
4.4 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2022
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Tonight, siblings will squabble, couples will clash, bodies will brawl, over dominoes. |
| 0:06.2 | When the doorbell rings, the only thing you'll hear is betrayal. |
| 0:09.9 | Because the best brings out the worst in us. |
| 0:12.6 | Dominoes, tearing loved ones apart since 1985. |
| 0:17.9 | Cause a commotion tonight with a tasty trio deal. |
| 0:20.6 | Large pizza, classic side and a drink, only 1999. |
| 0:25.1 | In 12th November 23, delivery charges may apply. |
| 0:27.9 | TZC Dominoes.co.uk |
| 0:32.6 | Hi, I'm Danny Dyer. I'm welcome to... |
| 0:35.2 | What's that smell? |
| 0:37.0 | Ugh, smokey with a hint of burgers. |
| 0:39.2 | It's my barbecue apron. |
| 0:40.8 | Luckily, I can make this smell like freshly picked lilies. |
| 0:43.9 | Just pop it in the washing machine, add some surf tropical lily laundry detergent and... |
| 0:49.6 | Oh, my fave. |
| 0:51.2 | It smells like my dream holiday. |
| 0:53.2 | Get long-lasting fragrance with natural essential oils with surf laundry detergent. |
| 0:58.0 | You can make anything perth of surf. |
| 1:01.7 | It's the Rachel Pancho with Stephen Colberg. |
| 1:09.0 | Now, uh, folks, hey, you know, I'm practicing Catholic. |
| 1:11.6 | Unfortunately, I don't make it to church as often as I used to because I have this thing |
| 1:15.1 | where I'm very sleepy in the morning. |
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