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Petty Crimes

Middle School Poopy Pants

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8685 Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2023

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Sit back, grab a bottle of water, and relaxative. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Sweet Caroline,

0:03.0

And button, unbutton, unbutton, unbutton.

0:06.0

Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

0:16.0

My name is Griffstar Kinnis.

0:20.0

And I am Kira.

0:24.2

Kira, wait, did you keep your last name, by the way?

0:27.6

Yeah, I did.

0:28.6

Okay, that's what I thought.

0:29.5

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:30.2

Okay.

0:30.6

I did.

0:31.2

Yeah.

0:31.4

It's good for me.

0:32.6

It's just a little easier.

0:34.2

A little easier, a little modern.

0:36.5

But speaking of marriage and the rights of marriage, Griff, you're going to be very pleased

0:43.0

with me.

0:43.6

I have a top of episode question for you.

0:47.1

What?

0:47.8

Wait, hold on.

0:48.5

Sorry.

0:49.2

The apartment's shaking.

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