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And, uh... And Hurley's got the best story of all involving any of this kind of stuff.

And when he would have Saturday detention, his vice principal would challenge the males in the class to shirtless wrestling,

which I contend is next to being on the moon.

A Trump.

Oh, as far as like any kind of story?

Oh.

It's just a Trump card story.

I mean, it's a story that if you're telling it, you almost feel like no one's going to believe what I'm saying.

And I mean, because as it comes out of your mouth, it's got to be one of those things.

You're like, wow, did this truly happen?

And I remember when Hurley told us the story, the phone started lighting up with people who could vouch for Hurley that they indeed either went to the school or new people who went to the school.

And sure enough, if on Saturday morning you were part of the breakfast club, this guy says, let's go, takes off his shirt, gets down in a stance.

And then you got to take care of business.

I mean, can you just imagine how great that would be?

So you're like, we never had Saturday detention.

I don't know how they got, how they get teachers to do it.

Just pay them an extra $5.

Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't want to spend my Saturday, you know, watching kids.

But they, you see, you're like, oh, God, I got to be here on a Saturday.

And then all of a sudden, the teacher takes off his shirt and goes, who wants to wrestle?

I mean, that would.

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