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Net Positive with John Crist

Mid-Major Celebrity

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Episode 1 comin' in hot with plenty of stories, laughs, and even some educational value. Topics include: - Why John started a podcast @ 4:53 - 8:24 - Meme pages are doing too much @ 18:43 - 23:47 - Recruiting Men @ 28:30 - 29:30 - Giving Keys @ 31:50 - 38:30 - Asking a girl to prom @ 43:44 - 47:55 - Failed Jokes @ 47:58 - 50:13 - Airplane etiquette @ 50:14 - 56:58 - Virtue signaling @ 57:00 - 1:00:33 - Kim Kardashian's work ethic @ 1:00:39 - 1:05:50 ...and more. ----- Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Oh, listen, ladies and gentlemen, tonight is the night.

0:05.0

I guess if you're listening during the day, tonight's not the night, but listen.

0:08.0

Oh, this is the first episode of the podcast.

0:12.0

This is the very, very first episode of the podcast. This is the very very first episode of the podcast and listen dude

0:16.5

You got your boy. I'm here Alex in the studio as well

0:21.2

See chemistry is already off. it didn't introduce himself.

0:23.7

Dude, I said, oh you did, oh,

0:26.8

oh, shoot, dude, I go, oh yeah.

0:30.4

Well, that's if you, only if you're watching it.

0:32.0

That's true. If your video, you know what?

0:34.2

What we should do is we're 38 seconds in we should start over, but we're not going to do that.

0:38.4

That's not how this podcast rolls. They get it, they're in on the ground floor.

0:42.3

Yep. This is, uh, the first episode we recorded, what, a week or two ago?

0:47.5

Yeah, a couple weeks.

0:48.5

A couple weeks ago.

0:49.5

And now we're like, now we didn't even have I think I just get we announced are going

0:53.9

back and forth about a podcast for a long time every time we get together we're just

0:58.5

like spouting off on whatever we think about this and that and we go do we should

1:01.9

get a pod and then we're going back and forth on this and that I go dude I think I've texted you what did I say let's just turn we just got to turn the mics on yeah we just got to turn the mics on. Yeah, we just got to turn the mics on.

1:13.6

And I was like, and he goes, why? I go, I'm just looking for any, I just looking for another avenue to get

1:19.5

canceled really. Yeah.

1:20.8

Yeah.

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