Microwaved Clams & Mustard Watermelon - Delayed Justice LIVE at Home Brew Austin

100% Eat

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Food, Society & Culture, Comedy, Arts

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Our Hero Judges are ready to rule on some cases that slipped through the cracks. Live from Home Brew Austin, court stenographer Eric will read the crimes to Judges Michael & Jordan to get a ruling. Luckily there's not hungry little monkeys scampering around for a taste. On the docket: mustard watermelon, burger juice, microwaved clams in oatmeal, and MORE! Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email FoodCourt@100percenteat.com Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to 100% Eat Food Court Delayed Justice Live.
0:17.0	Your honorable judges, Michael, and Live!
0:25.6	Your honorable judges, Michael and Jordan, presiding, gentlemen, an incredible day on the docket.
0:30.6	But let's get started.
0:32.6	Bang those gavels as we begin.
0:36.6	Beautiful. Court is we begin. Beautiful.
0:38.5	Court is in session.
0:39.4	Incredible.
0:41.5	Bail of Sauce Monkey, nowhere to be found.
0:45.4	Brito, you want to see on that mask?
0:47.7	He's in the back, sweating to death.
0:48.6	Dude.
0:48.9	Yeah.
0:50.8	New sauce monkey, I don't think.
0:52.4	It was Mondo in case you didn't know.
0:53.1	What?
0:53.5	Yeah. And get this. Get case you didn't know. What? Yeah.
0:55.0	And get this.
0:56.0	The whole time.
0:57.0	You know, I thought I was crazy that Fredo was in two places at once.
1:03.0	I don't know.
1:04.0	So we've been doing some food courts, but we've been doing some delayed justice.
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